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well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet
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and they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette 
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and I can still remember my first draw
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and all those funny things I saw 
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when I smoked my first funky cigarette

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well I opened up my best friends biscuit tin
                             
and there's no rich teas or custard creams 
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just cigarettes and skins
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and then he handed me a bag of green 
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the biggest bag I've ever seen 
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and I rolled my first funky cigarette

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and since that day I seldom have declined

and I maintain this love affair 
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with these green herbs of mine
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you can keep your pills and trips and lines
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expensive beers and fancy wines 
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cos I just want a funky cigarette

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and nowadays it's harder to disguise

then wondering old sedated look 
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that glares across my eyes
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well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find
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that you don't really seem to mind
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cos you just had a funky cigarette