3x

E|--------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------| 
G|---7-----14--16--14------9--11----9--11-----| 
D|---0------0---0---0------0---0----0---0-----| 
A|---x------x---x---x------x---x----x---x-----| 
E|---7-----14--15--14-----10--10---10--10-----| 


E|----------------------| 
B|----------------------| 
G|----------------------| 
D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---| 
A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---| 
E|----------------------| 


====VERSE====

    2x

E|-----------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------
G|--11-------------------6---7----2----4---------0-----
D|---0-------------------0---0----0----0---------2-----
A|---x-------------------x---x----x----x---------2-----
E|--10-------------------7---7----2----3---------0-----

   What makes you think it won't grow back in a day or 
two...

(on verse 2, play an A chord for the extra bars, on the
 word "head")

====CHORUS 1====

      G                    A              F#m           
E|-----------------------------------------------------
B|----3--------------------2---------------2-----------
G|----0--------------------2---------------2-----------
D|----0--------------------2---------------4-----------
A|----x--------------------0---------------4-----------
E|----3------------------------------------2-----------
                         Bm    D
E|------------------------2-----2----------| 
B|------------------------3-----3----------| 
G|------------------------4-----2----------| 
D|------------------------4-----0----------| 
A|------------------------2----------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------| 

   I don't like girls the way they are so shave their 
legs and make them look like movie stars

    Em                       G
E|------------------------------------| 
B|--0------------------------3--------| 
G|--0------------------------0--------| 
D|--2------------------------0--------| 
A|--2------------------------x--------| 
E|--0------------------------3--------| 

   Then we can pretend it's natural

====CHORUS 2====

    3x

E|----------------------------------------| 
B|----------------------------------------| 
G|---7---------2-----4-----11-------------| 
D|---0---------0-----0------0-------------| 
A|---x---------x-----x------x-------------| 
E|---7---------2-----3-----10-------------| 

    Put on whatever makes you attractive...

E|----------------------| 
B|----------------------| 
G|----------------------| 
D|--12-12-12-12-12-11---| 
A|---9-10-10-10-12-12---| 
E|----------------------| 


(SECOND TIME)
        F#m         Bm
E|---------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------2----------7--------------------------------| 
G|-------2----------7--------------------------------| 
D|-------4----------9------------12-12-12-12-12-11---| 
A|-------4----------9-------------9-10-10-10-12-12---| 
E|-------2----------7--------------------------------| 

   Yeah that's who you've got to be

Song order:
INTRO
VERSE
CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2
INTRO
VERSE
CHORUS 2 (w/ SECOND TIME)
VERSE (1x only)
CHORUS 1
INTRO

  ENDING

E|---------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------| 
G|---7-----14--16--14--------------------| 
D|---0------0---0---0--------------------| 
A|---x------x---x---x-----7--9---7--9\---| 
E|---7-----14--15--14-----5--7---5--7\---|