G                       Em
Thanks, I got it from my very best friend
             C                           D
Kissed  her once in high school and then never again
   G                    Em
Drugs and money, who's between your covers
            C              D
Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other


[Pre-Chorus]
        C               G
When  thots and animals storm the capital
         D               Em
You'll  watch c-span for fun
                C
'Cause it's a fucking drag
           G
And it's crazy sad
            D                    Em
But you'll do what's got to be done


[Chorus]
         C                      D
Are you really gonna save the world like that?
            G                Em
With  your tits half out on instagram
         C                          D
I mean yeah motherfucker, that was always the plan
            G                 Em
I'm gonna wear this shit to Congress man
    C           G
So hop off my dick
             D                        Em
'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick
             C       G         D                   Em
And you're mean to kids, why can't you just quit picking on them
 Am                  D                      G                   Em
Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good
              C                     D                  G
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
                  C                D                     G
And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you


[Verse 2]
  G                          Em
Here's a little fact, I cry all the time
          Am                           D
about the state and healthcare and the grand design
        G                      Em
And sometimes it's sad and sometimes it's bitter sweet
         Am                  D
But it's how you'll know I'm me
    Am                        D
Now gun control is a really icky problem
         B7                   Em
I don't know if anyone knows how to solve it
       C                              D
But if I was in Congress and someone shot up a school
            Em    D         G
I'd fucking cry about that too
            Em     D      G
And so my question is do you


[Chorus]
         C                      D
Are you really gonna save the world this way
                G         Em
Crying like a kid every single day
       C                       D
Hell yeah mother fucker, I'm afraid it's true

People are in pain, what's wrong with you
    C           D
So hop off my dick
             G                     Em
Your Nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick
                C                D
You should be just as wrecked as I am
N.C.
I'm pretty fuckin' angry that you're not
           C                 G
And when thots and animals storm the capital
         D              Em
You'll watch c-span for fun
               C
‘Cause it's a fucking drag
          G
And it's crazy sad
           D                    Em
But you’ll do what's got to be done

                C                 D
The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property
      B                   Em
The right to try to feel good
               C                    D                  G
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
                  C               D                      G
And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you


[Bridge]
               Am                        G
And when soft boys and their succulents
                             D    B    Em
And girls dressed to crack skulls
 C                    G                  D   B   Em
Take the capital and render its capital null
      Am          D                    G        E
We'll all feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad
            Am
Paint our shirts
            D
Say we're sorry
            G
And call our dads