B                 A          B
Make me of clay, make me of steel
        A                          E       B
But whatever you do, don't try and make me real
 B                     A        B
Make me your dream, a secretive deal
    A                            E       B
But don't ever scheme to try and make me real


[Chorus 1]
Bm   G         A       F#m
Stop trying to make me real
  Bm              D                E
I haven't got the kind of heart of lover can steal
D    A         A          F#m
Stop crying, I just can't feel
    G             D                E       B
Any sympathy for someone trying to make me real


[Verse 2]
B                     A          B
Make me of shit in a two-tenner deal
A                            E          B
Make me of pornography in a pedophile wheel
B                  A       B
Whatever I do, whatever I feel
     A                          E        B
By your double standard I will never be real


[Chorus 2]
Bm   G         A       F#m
Stop trying to make me real
  Bm              D                E
I haven't got the kind of heart of lover can steal
D    A         A          F#m
Stop crying, I just can't feel
    G             D                E
Any sympathy for someone trying to make me-


[Bridge]
G                             A     E
  Why can't you settle for a fantasy?
G                                   A      D
  You're so convinced that I'm the man to see
   G           D          Bm       A
I cannot live up to what you give up to
  E                       F#
I fail to see the perfect man in me


[Solo]
Bm Bm Bm Bm


[Verse 3]
B                            A        B
Make me from your magazine A-listed ideal
                 A                  E          B
Dress me in the doll's house your knickers conceal
B                           A      B
Make me your brother-lover beau-ideal
                      A           E        B
But you will soon discover lover can't be real


[Chorus 3]
Bm   G         A       F#m
Stop trying to make me real
  Bm              D                E
I haven't got the kind of heart of lover can steal
D    A         A          F#m
Stop crying, I just can't feel
    G             D                E       B
Any sympathy for someone trying to make me real

[Chorus 4]
Bm   G         A       F#m
Stop trying to make me real
  Bm              D                E
I haven't got the kind of heart of lover can steal
D    A         A          F#m
Stop crying, I just can't feel
    G             D                E       B
Any sympathy for someone trying to make me real


[Interlude]
B                     A
Don't try to make me real, oh no
          A B          A                              E       B
I got no sympathy, no sympathy for someone trying to make me real


[Chorus 5]
Bm   G         A       F#m
Stop trying to make me real
  Bm              D                E
I haven't got the kind of heart of lover can steal
D    A         A          F#m
Stop crying, I just can't feel
    G             D                E        B
Any sympathy for someone trying to make me real...