Phineas: Everybody's saying we're naughty,
It's getting really hard to take.
Isabella: So we've come to let the whole world know there must have been a mistake.

Baljeet: So if Santa and his elves can hear us,
We hope we've been clear and concise.
Buford: In the verses vice versus us.
Baljeet: Vice versa: us versus vise.

Everyone: Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
guaranteed
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice.