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                       EDC TYLE DYSFUNCTION - Pink Guy
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Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E A D G B E

Intro Riff
E|-3-2-1------------------1-6------------------------------------------------|
B|---------1-4--3-1-----3----------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------3--------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Main Riff (repeat until end)
E|-3---2------3---2------3---2------3---2------------------------------------|
B|---1---4--4---1---4--4---1---4--4---1---4--4-------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics:

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
My dick is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry Gepetto how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my dick
Ironically i go hard though