Intro:
F 

             F/Eb                                          
Access de –        nied
            F#                    G#                        
All of the     smarter kids, they     stay inside
F                 F/Eb                                       
   But out in the       pouring rain
                   F#                   G#                  
You're kicking me     with that look of     sheer disdain

F – A+sus2/F      2 Measures 


F                F/Eb                                        
   The fat con -       troller man
            F#                     G#                       
He doesn't     understand, he's my      biggest fan
    F                 F/Eb                                   
So     I'll stay here       on the floor
                F#                    G#                    
It's better to     be ignored than to     be adored

C°      2 Measures 


Inter:
Eb                                                      
       Church spires 
D                                                      
       Ticking
Eb                                                      
       Hose pipes 
D                                                      
       Hissing
Eb                                                      
       Church spires 
D                                                      
       Ticking
Eb                                                      
       Hose pipes 
D                                                      
       Hissing

Eb -   D -  Eb -  D    8 Measures 


Break:
Ebm7                F#5        G#i                                  
      Don't want to      smo –      ther you
                  C#sus2                                     
Just want you to         be the mother 
C#sus2         B6/C#         C#sus2                                        
        Of my         chil -         dren
C#5 – Ebm                 F#5       G#i                                 
           Don't want to       smo –      ther you
                  C#sus2                                     
Just want you to         be the mother 
C#sus2         B6/C#        C#sus2                                         
        Of my        chil -         dren
Ebm /                                                     
       Now 
         G#ii /                                            
Will you        do

F – A+sus2/F      2 Measures 


F                F/Eb                                        
    Good morning       lucky man
               F#                    G#                     
Hope you en -     joyed your sojourn     in Japan
F               F/Eb                                         
    It's such a       perfect scene
              F#                    G#                      
Back here in     Golders Green, cut     end of dream

C°      2 Measures 


Inter:
Eb -   D -  Eb -  D    8 Measures 

Eb                                                      
       Church spires 
D                                                      
       Ticking
Eb                                                      
       Hose pipes 
D                                                      
       Hissing
Eb                                                      
       Church spires 
D                                                      
       Ticking
Eb                                                      
       Hose pipes 
D                                                      
       Hissing


Outro:
Ebm7                F#5         G#i                                  
      Don't want to      smo –       ther you
                  C#sus2                                     
Just want you to         be the mother 
C#sus2         B6/C#        C#sus2                                         
        Of my        chil -         dren
C#5 – Ebm                 F#5       G#i                                  
           Don't want to      smo –      ther you
                  C#sus2                                     
Just want you to         be the mother 
C#sus2         B6/C#         C#sus2                                        
        Of my         chil -         dren
Ebm /                                                     
       Now 
          G#ii /                                            
Will you         do//





F        xx3211
F/Eb     xx1211
F#       xx4322
G#       xx6544
A+sus2/F xx3201
Eb       x6534x
D        x5423x
C#       x4312x
C°       x34542
Ebm7     x6867x
F#5      244xxx
G#i      466544
C#sus2   x4664x
B6/C#    x4644x
C#5      x466xx
Ebm      x6887x
G#ii     4665xx