Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never-ending happiness
You can always see the Sun, day or night
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one–doctor everything'll be alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life, you're on your own
And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy!
Punch a higher floor!

If you don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around you, at least you got friends
You see, I called my old lady for a friendly word
She just picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor
Ah! Ah! Was all I heard

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go!
Let's go crazy, let's get nuts!
Let's look for the purple banana till they put us in the truck!
Let's go!

We're all excited, but we don't know why
Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die
And when we do, what's it all for?
You better live now before the grim reaper
Comes knocking on your door
Tell me

Come on, baby
Let's get nuts!
Yeah! (Crazy)
Let's go crazy!

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go crazy! (Go crazy!)
I said, let's go crazy! (Crazy, crazy!)
Let's go, let's go!

Ah!
Crazy

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else

The afterworld
(That's right)

Let's go crazy, people!
Let's get nuts!
I said, let's go crazy!
Let's go, let's go!

(Crazy)

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's go crazy!
Ah!

Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go crazy! (Go crazy!)
I said, let's go crazy! (Go crazy!)
Let's go! (Let's go!)
Go! (Let's go!)

Doctor everything'll be alright will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill
Hang tough, children

He's coming!
He's coming!
Coming!

Take me away!