C Major X 2                F Major
E|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3-------|-----1---1-------3---1-3-----------------|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0-x2|-0h2---------0h2-------------------------|
D|---------------------------|-------3---3-------3-----3---------------|
A|-3-------3-----3---3-------|-----------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------|-1-------1---1-------1-------------------|
        C Major                      G Major
E|-3-0---0-------------0----|-0-------------0-------------3---3--------|
B|-----------3---1-1-3------|---3---0---------3---0---------------0----|
G|-----0-------0---0-----0--|-----------0-------------0----------------|
D|--------------------------|-----0-------0-----0-------0---0----------|
A|-3-------3-----3---3------|---------------------------------------2--|
E|--------------------------|-3-------3-----3-------3-----3-----3------|

E|---------------| For the majority of the song from here on out, I simply
B|-1-------------| pick out a country blues pattern around these chords.
G|-------0---0---|
D|---2-----------| This little bit to the left (the last little bit of intro)
A|-3-------2---3-| is also used at the end of each little verse segment.
E|-----3---------|

                    HED  AD  MY PATTERNS:
 C Major pattern                   F Major Pattern
E|-----------------------------|---------------------------------------|
B|---1-------1-------1-------1-|---1-------1-------1-------1-----------|
G|-------0-------0-------0-----|-------2-------2-------2---------------|
D|---2-----2-------2-------2---|---3-----3-------3-------3-------------|
A|-3-----------3---------------|---------------------------------------|
E|-----3---------------3-------|-1---1-------1-------1-----------------|
 G Major Pattern
E|-------------------------------| At times the G major pattern will need to
B|---3-------3-------3-----------| extended without playing that final B note.
G|-------0-------0-------0-------| Only finish it with that B note when leading
D|---0-----0-------0-------------| back into the C major Chord (tonic).
A|-------------------------2-----|
E|-3---3-------3-------3---------|


Here are the Lyrics and the chords so you know when to play each pattern:


[Verse]

C                                  C
She don't like her eggs all runny, She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F                                 C
She looks down her nose at money, She gets it on like the Easter Bunny,
G                             G                           C
She's my baby, I'm her honey, I ain't never gonna let her go.

C                                        C
He ain't got laid in a month of sundays, caught him once he was sniffing my
undies
F                                           C
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like its oxygen
G                                G                   C
He's my baby, and I'm his honey, Never gonna let him Go


[Chorus]

C           F                                    C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
            G                              C                  F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
                       C                                         G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
               C
dancing in our eyes.


[Instrumental break]

 C      F                       C                     F
E|-0----------------------------------------0---0------------------------|
B|-1-3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---|
G|-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-0h2----------------|
D|-----------3------3-----3---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3-|
A|-3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3------------------------|
E|-------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------1-------1----1-----|
      C                     F                      C
E|-----------------0---0----------------------------------------0---------|
B|-1-3-------1-----------3---------1------1-3---1-3-------1-----------1---|
G|-----0---------0---0-----0-0h2--------------------0---------0---0-----0-|
D|---3-----2---------------------3------3-----3---3-----2-----------------|
A|-----0h3-----3---3---3----------------------------0h3-----3---3---3-----|
E|-1-------------------------1-------1----1-----1-------------------------|
   C           G
E|-0---0---------------------------------|
B|---------1---3---3-------1-------------|
G|---0-------0---------0---------0---0---|
D|---------------0-----------2-----------|
A|-3-----3---------------2-3-------2---3-|
E|-------------3-----3---------3---------|

Rest of the song continues as normal:


[Verse]

C                                  C
She thinks all my jokes are corny, Convict movies make her horny,
F                                        C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she

shaves her legs.
G                                                              C
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her go

C                                            C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey, He's a whacked out weirdo and
a lovebug junkie
F                              C
Sly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, Payday comes and he's a-howling at the moon,
G                                                     C
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him go


[Chorus]

C           F                                    C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
            G                              C                  F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
                       C                                         G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
               C
dancing in our eyes.

C           F                                    C
In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a rainbow
            G                              C                  F
Against all odds, Honey we're the big door prize, We're gonna spite, Our
                       C                                         G
noses right off of our faces, There won't be nothing but big old hearts
               C
dancing in our eyes.