The other day I went to the store
To get a gallon of milk
But then I found out they only had
1 percent but not 2 percent (1 percent but not 2 percent)
1 percent but not 2 percent (1 percent but not 2 percent)

I want two percent
I got one percent
I still got it on sale
I saved 39 cents.

(Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one get
one free special on hot pockets and twelve packs of Mr. Pibb)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I've got to get to Aisle 5 right now
Because Mr. Pibb and Hot Pockets are buy one get one free!

Out of the way, old buddy!
Out of the way, I'm shopping!
(Ooh, look at the price on pickles)
Out of the way, you people!
Out of the way, everybody!

I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, OJ,
TP, some Toothpase, DEODERANT!

Chips, peas, corn, cheese, porn, spaghettios,
salt, cups, sprite (2-LITER), bleach
uhh....yogurt, oreos, jager, cheerios!

WHAT AM I FORGETTING?!
WHAT AM I FORGETTING?!
WHAT AM I FORGETTING?!

Oh yeah...beer!