I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
I'm gonna take her everywhere
She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for a little help

I'll never have to show her out
All I gotta do is blow her love

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
When I find one my size
She'll have ruby lips and [Incomprehensible] hips
Discretely vulcanized
Discretely vulcanized

At the first sign of any aggravation
I'll have the power of immediate deflation

Now it might seem debatable
But someone who's inflatable
Could ever be compatible
But you see

It's not so incredible
But someone who's inevitable
Could be perfectly acceptable
To me

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
I'm gonna rubber all night long
With my rubber girl beside me
I know I can be strong
I know I can be strong

People say it won't be easy
But she'll bend over backwards just to please me

Now it might seem debatable
But someone so inflatable
Could ever be compatible
But don't you see

It's not so incredible
That someone who's inevitable
Could be perfectly acceptable
To me

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
Gonna take her everywhere
She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for little help

In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help