The theme that I will talk about
is not sorta house kind
It's not delicious
No, you won't figure it out
Won't have it in your mind
But I'm sure you know this.

Pre-chorus:
Achiing in the guts
Oppression on the farts
These nasty feelings

Chorus:
When you're trapped
-into Montezumas revenge
You're lost
-if you got the shits
You're trapped
-into Montezumas revenge
and lost
-into...

Now it's time to lay down your spoon
I'll go into details
Realize that you'll do it soon
Do you remember?

Brubble in your paaants
The evil stench
How painful

Chorus:
When you're trapped
-into Montezumas revenge
you're lost
-if you got the shits
You're trapped
-into Montezumas revenge
and lost
-into...

Bridge:
How long have you been waiting
For the time of penetration?
Oh, now you need to fart
And all fears are growing
Finally it's the end of your
girlfriend's menstruation.
What a mess, now you've got your own.