I was robbing a store.
I fell in love with a whore.
We fell onto the floor
in the store I was robbing.

So I put that gun to her head
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fucking me with your mind".

Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.

The store clerk,
she wanted in.
She said "hey I am your friend"
I said no, no it's gonna depend
if you give me all your money.

So I put that gun to her head.
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fucking me with your mind".

Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.

She said "son, don't look at the sun"
She said "son, don't look at the sun...you might go blind".

So I put that gun to her head
She said "baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
if you keep fucking me with your mind".

Today's bargain...today's bargain
Today's bargain...today's bargain.