G
All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking
Am7
Get them sleigh bells rocking
Am7
Grandma pop and locking
G
Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows
  Am7
I think she shrunk her clothes
Am7
But that's just how it goes

[Pre-Chorus]
     C                 Bm                 Am
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
      C               Bm7              Am7
Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot

[Chorus]
    Dm      G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
               Am7
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
          G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
      Am7
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
                        G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
            Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Verse 2]
G
I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy
Am7
Feeling all frisky
Am7
So, baby, come and kiss me
G
Maybe after presents, we can go and hit a backroad
          Am7
Say we're headed to the MAPCO
Am7
'Cause we're out of tobacco

[Pre-Chorus]
C            Bm             Am
Mama won't believe a word I say
C                    Bm7            Am7
She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay"

[Chorus]
    Dm      G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
               Am7
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
          G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
      Am7
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
                        G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
            Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Pre-Chorus]
     C                 Bm                 Am
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
      C              Bm7             Am7
Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (And poof)

[Chorus]
      Dm      G
We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
               Am7
I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen
          G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
      Am7
I got you so I got everything I want

[Post-Chorus]
                        G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
            Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
            G
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
            Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?

[Outro]
G
Jingle bells, jingle bells
G
Drinkin' all the way