G                                                               C
Well I love liqour and love little ladies they both been the ruin of me
           G
There just ain't nothing nicer than a cold budweiser
      A                   D
And a woman in a wore out jeans

[Verse 2]
     G                                                                            C
Well I've been thinking about my women and my drinking nothing makes me feel more fine
        G                   Em
Gettin' drunk and laid by a cute bar maid
       D                      G
In the parking lot at closing time

[Chorus 1]
        D
There's nothing like a can of beer in my hand
   C                     G
To make me feel ten feet tall
            D
And there's nothing like a muffin' on good lookin' woman
           C                D
When we're both full of alcohol
                        G                                                                 C
Pretty baby doll I like laughin' and singin' and smokin' and drinkin', women and havin' a ball
            G                  Em                       D                G
But if it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all

[Chorus 2]
                 D
Hell no, there's nothing like a can of beer in my hand
   C                     G
To make me feel ten feet tall
            D
And there's nothing like a muffin' on good lookin' woman
           C                D
When we're both full of alcohol
                        G                                                                 C
Pretty baby doll I like laughin' and singin' and smokin' and drinkin', women and havin' a ball
            G                  Em                       D                G                  C
But if it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all  -  It'll kill all
        G                  Em                       D                G                  C
If it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all  -  It'll kill all
        G                  Em                       D                G
If it's better than cold beer and hot pussy it will probably kill us all