D                                     G            D          G
 I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado (Hmm)
D                                      G                  D               G
 Sit around and get high, sippin' some white wine out the bottle (Bottle)
D
 I threw my phone into a lake
G             D                                   G
 And watch it sink to a better place, down at the bottom
D                                     G            D
 I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado

                       Bm                      G
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
           D                 A
Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke
            Bm                       G
Down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife
             D                   A
We'd start a brand-new life and never be lonely
Bm            G          D            A             Bm
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won't
G               D      A
 Yeah, I know I won't

                                                    D             G
Who am I kiddin', I am addicted to the chip on my shoulder (Hmm)
D                          G                                D        G
 I like it best breakin' a sweat, so I go somewhere that is colder
D                           G                 D
 And I'll admit it would be nice to meet some guy who's not my type
G
 And move to Boulder
D                                  G                      D
 But I think I'll probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado

              Bm                      G
'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
           D                 A
Might even feel compelled to finally let go
            Bm                           G
But it's an empty dream, that shit's not meant for me
               D              A
I'd choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't
Bm            G          D            A             Bm
Swear to God, I am going not that far, but I know I won't
G               D             A
 Yeah, I know I won't (I know I won't)

               Bm          G
Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leavin'
D            A                    Bm
This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
G                      D      A
 Yeah, I'll stay right here

                Bm                   G
I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
                D                    A
I'll stay right here (It's all right here)
                Bm                G
I'll stay right here (I'm used to having)
                      D
Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right here)

I'll stay right here