A            E  D            E
He used to take a lot of drugs
A            E  D            E
He used to take a lot of drugs
A            E     D          E
but now he's okay, he's doing fine
A            E     D         E
He doesn't need to take the drugs anymore
A            E     D         E
He used to smoke a lot of cigarettes
A            E     D         E
He used to drink a lot of alcohol
A            E     D         E
He used to hang around in bars sort of like this one
A            E     D                      E
with stupid fluorescent government-issued triangles on the wall


[Chorus]
F#m            D    F#m
Lalalalalalala-lalala
           D
Lalalalala-lalala
F#m            D    A
Lalalalalalala-lalala
         E
and you know?


[Verse 2]
A        E           D            E
He had a girlfriend, her name was Satan
A           E      D         E
But I guess it was for her protection
A       E       D         E
because she was perfectly nice
A       E              D                   E
She was about the only thing that made him seem smart
A            E       D               E
He had a girlfriend, they called her Satan


[Chorus]
F#m            D    F#m
Lalalalalalala-lalala
           D
Lalalalala-lalala
F#m            D    A
Lalalalalalala-lalala
         E
and you know?


[Bridge]
A            E
The city's a place
               F#m             D
where I can sit    and I write funky songs
        A                     E
and I know the brain it is a place
      F#m                     D             E
and I don't want to write the funking songs anymore...


[Verse 3]
A            E     D         E
He used to smoke a lot of cigarettes. (All kinds!)
A            E            D   E
He used to drink a lot of alcohol. (All kinds! Every brand! Didn't matter!)
A            E          D                 E
He used to use cocaine, but now he's into fitness.
A          E                   D           E
He used to hang around in bars with stupid fluorescent
A     E     D       A
Triangles on the walls...