F                        Dm
How did we get ourselves into this situation
Gm                          C
Bitterly divided over wheel orientation

[Verse 1]
F
You look like you stepped into glue And then stepped on
 some toddler's skateboards
Dm
But at least you're not a toddler 'Cause they annoy me 
a lot more
    Gm
And you look like a rejected extra From that movie 
Battlefield Earth
       C
But at least you're not a Scientologist 'Cause man, 
they are the worst, Yeah

[Bridge 1]
Gm
Sure there are some differences between you and me - 
You're not as cool as me
        C
But we share something that makes us unique

[Chorus]
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better
               Dm                                C
Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else 
together?
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll
             Dm            C
And everyone else Is a butthole
                                    F
People without wheels are buttholes

[Verse 2]
F
We shouldn't waste our lives Living as roller 
discriminators
Dm
When I think we can both agree that we absolutely hate 
ice skaters
Gm
Look at them with their frilly clothes and their skates
 that will not roll
          C
We should herd them into ice skating camps and never 
let them go

[Bridge 2]
Gm
Sure, compared to me you are inferior
    C
But compared to the rest of the world we are superior

[Chorus]

       F                    Gm
We got wheels That makes us better
               Dm                                C
Why judge each other When we can judge everybody else 
together?
       F                    Gm
We got wheels That's how we roll
             Dm             C
And everyone else Is a butthole
                                    F
People without wheels are buttholes
F                                   D
People without wheels are buttholes