D5    D/E     D/C#
E|--2------2-------2-----|
B|--3------3-------3-----|
G|--1------2-------2-----|
D|--0------x-------0-----|
A|--x------x-------4-----|
E|--x------0-------x-----|

[Intro]
 D                                  D5
When you're a flightless bird with wings
 D                        F#m                  Em
Sometimes the humor of a bitter god just loses all its novelty
 D                           D5
So now you get too drunk to sleep
 D                                   F#m                     Em          G
You spend the night driving with one eye closed to keep the lines from doubling

[Interlude]
D   D/E   D/C#   D   F#  Em  F#  Em x2

[Verse]
 F    Am       Dm    A7   Dm     G
Replaying the gory scene incessantly
 F                           D#
Forgot the safe word was "imaginary"
  Dm            Cm              A#     Gm
Forgot about my poor selective memory
  A             Dm     C#m     Cm          A#      Gm
Feeling like a fat kid at the beach who's still weighing
     A                Dm    C#m    Cm
The pros and cons of weak bulimic teeth

C#dim    Edim

[Outro]
 D          Bm             D
Means that never reach an end
                Gm                       D
That's what you get for living in your head
      Bm             D
You breathe 3 A.M. breath
            Gm                          D
And tell yourself that this is for the best
            Gm                          D
You tell yourself that this is for the best