F#m C# F#m

[Verse 1]
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There will be people going cuckoo for my cuckoos
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Feeble minds enamored by the clock
       F#m              C#               D             A
Just a strain of that refrain, it's like candy for the brain,
           D         C#         F#m
They'll be lining up around the block


[Verse 2]
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Courtesy of nimble little fingers
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There's a folksy kind of antique homemade touch
        F#m        C#           D                A
But the really big advantage of enslaving little children
        D                 C#       F#m
Is that you don't have to pay them much


[Chorus 1]
             Bm            E
What a fancy clock they'll say
            A            D
Any price I set, they'll pay
                      Bm      C#
They've attuned their hearts' desire
       C#   C#  F#m   C#  F#m
It's a Flou gle mire


[Chorus 2]
                 Bm           E
What a wonderful song they'll cry
                 A             D
If you stand too close, you'll die
              Bm       C#
It's a melody pure and nice
            C#     F#m
They'll pay triple price


[Instrumental 1]
F#m F#m C# C# x8


[Verse 3]
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We'll export them out to England, France, and China
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They'll adore them in the northern ports of Spain
      F#m     C#                  D             A
Every nation, adoration, freakin' worldwide domination
         D             C#    F#m
We'll be riding on the gravy train


[Verse 4]
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We'll be moping up the money in the morning
         F#m            C#          F#m
We'll be rolling in our riches afternoon
          F#m        C#          D               A
In the evening we'll dine on the finest meat and wine
          D             C#     F#m
And we'll eat it with a silver spoon


[Chorus 3]
             Bm             E
What a fancy spoon, they'll say
                 A           D
"Can I take your coat?" "You may"
              Bm       C#
He's a cuckoo clock supplier
    C#   C#  F#m
Mr. Flou gle mire


[Chorus 4]
                     Bm     E
And we're sorry, but no C.O.D.s
               A          D
But we offer a full warranty
                 Bm        C#
But the warranty already expired
            C#   C#  F#m   C#  F#m
You've been Flou gle mired     (HA)


[Instrumental 2]
C# F#m C# F#m x2


[Outro]
             Bm             E
What a fancy clock, they'll shout
                     A          D
What a pretty little tune comes out
                Bm       C#
I shall have my just desserts
               C#      C#      F#m    C#  F#m
"Now get these orphans back to work"