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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Get your fists a flyin?   have a happy holiday,   hey 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day.  
 
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Dashin? to the Mall, I found a parkin? space 
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But then I seen a faster car had jumped right in my place 
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I think he shocked his self, how fast he could vamoose 
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When I jumped out from behind the wheel and knocked both his lungs loose 
 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Get your fists a flyin?   in them shoppin? malls today,   hey 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. 
 
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I went into the store.  To get my money back 
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On a Christmas choo choo train, that wouldn?t stay on the track 
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They said their policy was to make an exchange instead 
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So I reached over there and exchanged that train for some pop knots on their heads 
 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Get your fists a flyin?   in them shoppin? malls today,   hey 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. 
 
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A day or two ago, I found a Christmas tree 
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I grabbed it up, but some ol? boy had grabbed same time as me 
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He wouldn?t let it go but quite to his surprise 
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How soon he loosened up his grip, when I dotted both his eyes 
 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
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Get your fists a flyin?   have a happy holiday,   hey 
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Jingle Fists, jingle Fists, Jingle all the way 
C               G               D7          G
Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day. 
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Oh, what fun it is to whup some ass on Christmas Day.