A
There she goes Bitching again
D              E               A
Saying things she's heard from all her Friends
D              E              A               D
It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been
D         A         E         A
There goes and she's bitching again

[Verse 1]
D                              A
I could make a million dollars and put it In her purse
D                         A                         E
Buy her a big ol' mansion and things Would just get worse
D                          A                          D
I could lasso her the moon and put it in With all her stuff
A
And she'd want to know where Neptune
     E                        A
Was cause the moon ain't good enough

[Chorus]
A
There she goes Bitching again
D              E                  A
saying things she's heard From all her friends
D                E              A             D
It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been
D          A      E      A
There she goes bitching again

[Verse 2]
A          D
I could've painted the Sistine chapel
A
I could've won a nobel prize
D
Built the Great Wall there in China
               A             E
And that'd Be nothing in her eyes

D                                         A              D
I could've wrote the whole dang bible And read it to her twice
A
And she'd Want to know why the yard
                     E                   A
Ain't mowed and the fridge don't make No ice

[Chorus]
A
There she goes and she's bitching again
D                   E                  A
Saying things she's heard from all her Friends
D                E           A                D
It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been
A                             E            A
Here she comes and there she goes Bitching again