C               F                     G               C
My work day's done, go grab a shower, let's hit the pub, it's happy hour
                              F                G                    C
If we get bombed, who gives a damn, I'm not as drunk as you think I am

                   C                    F                    G                C
Those chicks right there don't look too good, but three more beers, I think I would
                             F                G                    C
It's either them or my right hand, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

[Chorus]
   F           C                      G                  C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
           F            C                    D             G
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here

             C                     F                     G                  C
Say, are you girls waitin' on your friends, what did you say, you're lesbi- ans
                           F                  G                 C
Bartender cancel those two drinks, I'm not as am as you drunk I think

             C             F                 G              C
This beer is movin' like a train, I think my lizard needs a drain
                             F                   G                  C
But first I'll have a double shot, I'm drunk you think as you am is not

[Chorus]
   F           C                      G                  C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
           F            C                    D             G
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here

                C              F                 G                    C
This bathroom's nice as it can be, it's got four walls, I've puked on three
                                    F                G                 C
Oops, here comes more, I'll use the sink, I'm not as drunk as you am I dink

           C                    F                    G             C
I put that bouncer right in his place, I smacked his elbow with my face
                            F                 G                    C
He's lucky that it's closin time, drunk am is not as you think you I'm

[Chorus]
   F           C                      G                  C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
           F            C                    D       G     C    F C
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here -----