A
Put your clothes back on
                D
I'd rather be alone
      A
Your thing is all worn out 
          E
now get on home


           A
You've had too many lovers, they've worn off the hair
       D
there ain't no way i'm going in there
         A
put your clothes on
E             A
and get on home


                       A
I should've never gone out
                         D
I should've never had a drink
 A
Take that thing outside
                E
It's starting to stink


     A
Your friends done told me where you have been
     D
and i feel sorry for all those men
             A
now put your clothes back on baby
E             A
And get on home


      D
Yeah get that thing away from me
     A
It looks like something your dog would eat
      E
i've seen enough, now set me free
   A
i think that thing just barked at me (woof)
D
Early this morning it bit my leg
A
oh little darling don't you making me beg
             E
Now put your clothes back on
            A
and get on home


            A
Oh shit i'm scared. 
                D
I need medical care
  A                                       E
I think three midgets just crawled out of there (Run boys!)
     A
Well i was fine before you came
           D
would you throw something over that pitiful thing
     A                      E
Baby put your clothes back on
            A
and get on home

D               A
Yeah, put your clothes on
    E
and get your booty back home
   A
go on.