Intro: G D Em (2x)

G               D
 You're my sidekick
Em
 You're my alibi
Bm                  C
 You're my right hand man

G             D
 I'm your homeboy
Em
 I'm your main dude
Bm                C
 I'm your best laid plan

Am                    D
 When the shit hits the fan
   G         D     Em
Can I make you understand
        D
I don't know

          G           D           Em
Would you still be my friend if I made out with your mother
          G           D           Em
Would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother
          G        D            Em
Cause I'd still be friends with you
C
 Cause that's what real friends do

G D Em (2x)

G              D
You're my defense
Em
You're my samurai 
Bm
You're the man 
      C
You're the man

G              D
Theres no secrets
Em
Theres no need to lie
Bm                             C
Words are not enough to best describe us

Am                    D
 When the shit hits the fan
     G       D        Em
Can I make you understand
        D
I don't know

          G           D           Em
Would you still be my friend if I broke into your house
G              D         Em
Pissed in your shoes and relieved you of your eyebrows
    G        D            Em
I'd still be friends with you
C                               G  D
Cause that's what real friends do

Bm                                            Em
 These scenarios have all been hypothetical so far
Bm
 Bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink
               Em                              C
While you were sleeping off the drinking in the backseat of your car

      G               D      Em
I will still be your friend no matter what happens
      G               D                 Em
I will still be your friend through the good times and the bad ones
      G            D            Em   C
Cause I'll always be there for you

                               G  D  Em
Cause that's what real friends do (4x)