E
People will know when they see this show
A        B7          E
The kind of a guy I am
E                                           A                 B7
They'll recognize just what I stand for and what I just can't stand
A                B7
They'll perceive what I believe in
A                   B7
And what I know is true
E
And they'll recognize I'm a one man guy 
A                      B7
Always was through and through 

E
People meditate, Hey that's just great
A                  B7     E
Trying to find the inner you
E
People depend on family and friends
          A                  B7
And other folks to pull them through 
A                      B7
I don't know why I'm a one man guy
A                   B7
Or why I'm a one man show
      E                                                   A            B7
But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all I love and know 

E                               A
'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
E                 A
Same in the afternoon
E                    A
One man guy when the sun goes down
E                      A
I whistle me a one man tune 
E             A
One man guy a one man guy
E                   A
Only kind of guy to be
F#m
I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy
    B                   E  A E
I'm a... one man guy is me 

E
I'm gonna bathe and shave
                         A    B7     E
And dress myself and eat solo every night
E
Unplug the phone, sleep alone
A               B7
Stay way out of sight
A                 B7
Sure it's kind of lonely
A                 B7
Yeah it's sort of sick
E
Being your own one and only 
A                 B7
Is a dirty selfish trick 

E                        A
'Cause I'm a one man guy in the morning
E           A
Same in the afternoon
E                    A
One man guy when the sun goes down
E              A
I whistle me a one man tune
E              A
One man guy a one man guy
E              A
Only kind of guy to be
F#m
I'm a one man guy, I'm a one man guy
     B                  E  A E
I'm a... one man guy is me