Em                                                 C
Love when happy hour comes at ten AM o'clock on a Tuesday
                                                   Bm
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up
Em                                          A7
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that's fruity

Can't lie, whole week's been tough
   D
No party invitations, not going to the club

G
I'm just drinking to call someone
G7
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
C                          Am
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
        C                                   D
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
     G
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
    G7
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
C                            Am
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
      D4                                 Em
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain


Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super
Am7
Important (how many shots in an ounce?)
  C7M
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant
Bm7
Right now (answer me, baby, um, are you in town?)
  Em
I miss you and I think about you every minute
  A7
If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck
      D4
Just trying different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up

G
I'm just drinking to call someone
G7
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
C                        Am
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
        C                                    D
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
     G
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
   G7
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
 C                            Am
Sippin' on my go-go juice, I can't be blamed
      D4                              G      G7 C Am7 D4
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain

G
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
G7
Ba-da-da, da-da-da
                          C
How's you's been? What's up?
                Am7
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
C                             D4
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?

G
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
G7
Ba-da-da, da-da-da

Shoulda we hooks up?
C               Am7
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
                            D4
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?

G
I'm just drinking to call someone
G7
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
G                          Am
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
        C                                   D
Or the one that rhymes with villain if I'm feeling that way
    G
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
  G7
A girl who knows her liquor is a

Girl who's been dumped (who's been dumped)
  C                                   Am
Sipping on my go-go juice (oh-oh), i can't be blamed
      D4                                 G
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain