The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
You fooled me twice, then one more time to add the cherry
On top of girls who look just like me, then you’d tell me just to spite me
So I'm home, to be alone with Ben and Jerry

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I tell Ben and Jerry
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

You’re the reason I scream
Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream
Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me
You’re the reason I scream

The only guys who don’t make cry are Ben and Jerry
To think my family wonders why I’ll never marry
When every Nate or Mark or Curtis
Only makes my heart start hurting
I go home, to pack a bowl with Ben and Jerry

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I tell Ben and Jerry
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

You’re the reason I scream
Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream
Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me
You’re the reason I scream, ah, ah, ah, ah

So now I'm home
Half baked alone
I'm tired of
This rocky road
Cause you’re so cold
You need a cone

You’re the reason
Oh you’re the reason I scream
Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream
Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me

You’re the reason I scream
Oh, oh, oh, oh hey
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, oh

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
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