G  Em  C  D 
G  Em  C  D  G 


[Chorus]
     G                         Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
  C
I got a crazy-ass wife
      D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
    C             D           G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today


[Verse 1]
    G
The crew’s a bunch of stoners
    Em
The boss is a shit
     C
Be a miracle if one of us
     D
Does not get hit
     G
By a ton of pipe
     Em
On a cheap ass chain
C
Swinging round the sky
        D                 D
In this pouring ass rain


[Chorus]
     G                         Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
  C
I got a crazy-ass wife
      D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
    C             D           G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today


[Verse 2]
   G
My crazy-ass wife
      Em
She’s nutty as her brother
   C
Supposed to marry rich
  D
According to her mother
   G
Supposed to marry up
           Em
Now she is knocked up down
     C
By a poor man
            D                   D
Wrestling a pipe in the ground


[Chorus]
     G                         Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
  C
I got a crazy-ass wife
      D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
    C             D           G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today


[Break]
   C                          D
My wife god bless her and for what it is worth
       C
Thinks she and Taylor Swift
     C
Were twins at birth
G               Em
Separated . . . at birth
C                   D               D D D D
Earth to wife . . . wife to earth


[Chorus]
     G                         Em
I am crawling back down in the ditch today
  C
I got a crazy-ass wife
      D
Got a baby on the way
G
Glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
    C             D           G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today


[Outro]
    G
I’m glad i got work
Em
Glad i got pay
    C             D           G
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today