C
I used to smoke like a chimney

Never took a vitamin in my life
  G
I abused my kidneys

Knew I had two, so I didn't think twice
  C
Never ate breakfast

Then I'd get stoned and eat too much
      G
I was kind of reckless

'Til I fell in love


[Chorus]
       C
Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed
 G
Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for
          C
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back
  G
You made me a hypochondriac


[Instrumental]
C    G


[Verse 2]
            C
I used to drink like a sailor

If I had a weird pain I'd say a prayer
         G
Used to need an inhaler

Any time I went up a flight of stairs
         C
I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now
                                                  G
But you gave me something to think about all the time

Glad I made you mine


[Chorus]
       C
Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed
 G
Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for
          C
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back
  G
You made me a hypochondriac


[Instrumental]
C    G


[Bridge]
         C
I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now

But you gave me something to think about


[Chorus]
       C
Now I call my doctor every day

Since I met you, something in me's changed
 G
Second that you called me yours

I had something worth living for
          C
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks

If I die, I'll never get you back
  G
You made me a hypochondriac