E|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------------|
D|-----------------|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|-----------------| x4

[Verse 1]
     A                                   E
Poor Pete is a bit self-conscious and he thinks that he's a vampire.
        Bm                                  A
He gets into his off-white Saturn and heads into the suburbs.
   A                                      E
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting makeup on.
   Bm                                               A
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth, but they don't accept coupons.

[Chorus]
   F#m                                    E
Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true?
         D                               F#m                  E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.

[Verse 2]
     A                                  E
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think he's ultra cool.
         Bm                                   A
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing bumper pool.
    A                                        E
She looks at him rather blankly, before mouthing the words, "yeah, right."
          Bm                                       A
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy who will ever get it right.

[Chorus]
        F#m                                     E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
         D                               F#m                  E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.

[Bridge]
A E Bm A x2

[Chorus]
        F#m                                     E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
         D                               F#m                  E
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.