What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what
Could it
Possibly be?
It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town
To take revenge
Upon me!

How could they have known, i found one outside my home and
Now he is my
Garden gnome?
I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when i see a midget,
I loose control!
(chorus)
I hate circus midgets, i hate circus midgets, i hate them and
They hate me!
I hate circus midgets, i hate circus midgets, i hate them,
Yes indeed!
Break it down.