(intro 2x)  E D A 

       E                   D       A
If you think you can, well come on man
        E              D   A
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E               D     A
No more of your fairy stories
E               D     A
'Cause I got my other worries.

   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
   G               A
   Standing on the street
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
       G                A
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
              G              A
   You're the one they never pick
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
            G             A
   Don't it make you feel sick?

      E                   D       A
If you think you can, well come on man
        E              D   A
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E               D     A
No more of your fairy stories
E               D     A
'Cause I got my other worries.

D        A
   53rd and 3rd
   G               A
   Standing on the street
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
       G                A
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
              G              A
   You're the one they never pick
   D        A
   53rd and 3rd
            G             A
   Don't it make you feel sick?

   B                  A
   Then I took out my razor blade
   B               A
   Then I did what God forbade
   G                A
   Now the cops are after me
   G                     A
   But I proved that I'm no sissy.

   E        B
   53rd and 3rd
   A               B
   Standing on the street
   E        B
   53rd and 3rd
       A                B
   I'm tryin' to turn a trick
   E        B
   53rd and 3rd
              A              B
   You're the one they never pick
   E        B
   53rd and 3rd
            A             B
   Don't it make you feel sick?

   ( E D A )  (4x) 

    1, 2, 3, 4

   E          D A
   53rd & 3rd       (8x)