Teper' poslushay Van'!
Teper' poslushay Van'!

Ya byla krasivoy devushkoy, ya kak roza vsya tsvela,
I menya parnishka polyubil, emu ya otdalas',
On soblaznyal menya, no byla ya tverdoy kak orekh,
No pod konets, menya on soblaznil na grekh!
Akh, kak mne stydno!

Podlyy Kashchey, on na kornyu isportil vsyu zhizn' moyu!
Podlyy Kashchey, obmanul menya on, aga!
Podlyy Kashchey, popala ya v nature ne v tu struyu!
Podlyy Kashchey, emu ya b otomstila b, aga!

No kak to raz emu popalsya koldun - apostol satany, mudak,
I za bessmert'e Kosha moy s nim podpisal kontrakt,
I vot ya s gorya tozhe prodalas' satane,
I teper' zhivu kak budto by v govne
Akh, kak mne bol'no!

Podlyy Kashchey, on na kornyu isportil vsyu zhizn' moyu!
Podlyy Kashchey, obmanul menya on, aga!
Podlyy Kashchey, popala ya v nature ne v tu struyu!
Podlyy Kashchey, emu b ya b otomstila b, aga!

Narrative Part

- Tak vot, Vanya, zhizn' moya byla polnaya khuynya,
Chtob ubit' Kashcheya-suku, ty, Van', vyslushay menya,
Smert' Kashcheya na kontse, a konets na yaytse,
Anatomiyu ty chto li ne uchil v svoem dvortse?!
Otrubi emu konets i togda emu pizdets,
Bez kontsa lyuboy muzhik tak et ne muzhik, a pshik!
No chtob otrubit' konets nuzhen te mech "Kladinets",
Mech tot u Drakuly grafa, poezzhay k nemu, otets.

- Ladno babka, ne goryuy, otrublyu Kashcheyu khuy,
Vizhu ya podlyanok mnogo, sdelal etot obolduy!

Ekhal Vanya po lesam, kto-to vyl i tam i tam,
Noch', luna, stoit kladbishche, dybom vstali volosa,
Ochen' mrachnyy byl pogost, Ivan podnyalsya vo ves' rost,
Kto-to strashno vyl v nochi, Ivan bryuki namochil.
Shevel'nulis' vdrug kresty, kto-to vyl iz temnoty,
Upyri i vurdalaki prigotovilis' k atake.

Za pogostom zamok byl, k nemu Vanya podkatil,
I otkryl vrata Drakula, ves' v klykakh, kak krokodil.