C           Am           C
You've been around for a while.
               Am            F
I've known you since I was a child.
G            C               Am
We grew up together. Now I'm older,
C                Am             F
and you're still sitting on the sofa.
              G             F
Strange, it's just like I remember.
                     Am     G     F
I can't believe that you're still here.
                          Am               G       Dm
We're taking bets, cuz we thought that the end was near.
            F              G       C
We could've sworn that the end was here.


[Verse 2]

        C                 A
Cuz you piss and puke all over the floor.
C                   A              F
You shit blood - my god I could've sworn
              G          C
that you'd be dead long ago.
              A           C
Depressed and hating everything -
             A         F
Do they make Xanax for felines?
         G            F
How much more can you stand?
           A                G       F
Is there a disease that you haven't had?
                             A     G     D
Now you're deaf - you're the least lucky cat.
F         G        C
You're my suicidal pussy.