She's got a hipster boyfriend and he wears some black clunky shoes
And he likes to smoke American Spirit cigarettes
And he's got a gas station jacket that says his name is MOE
And he hangs out at all the Punk Punk Punk Punk Punk rock shows

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And she loves him so...

She's got a hipster boyfriend and he drives a white dodge dart
When they go out shopping at thrift stores
And they wear *"slanted plastic glasses" when it's bright
And they're gonna go home and read Gearhead tonight

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And she loves him so...