Jesus was a dreidel spinner
And this we can't forget
Paul was Saul before he was Paul and the last supper wasn't seder
Jesus was a dreidel spinner
And all his disciples were too
So all you Christians remember
Your Lord was a Jew

So light the menorah
tinsel the tree
give thanks to the wise men and a mega feast

Jesus was a dreidel spinner
Turned water into wine
He did lots of miracles but he never ate pork rind
Christmas is for everyone
Hannukah is too
All you remember
Your Lord was a Jew

Light the menorah
tinsel the tree
give thanks to the wise men and a mega feast

Jesus was a dreidel spinner
And this we can't forget
Paul was Saul before he was Paul and the last supper wasn't seder
Jesus was a dreidel spinner
And all his disciples were too
So Aryan Nations remember
He didn't look like you

Light the menorah
tinsel the tree
give thanks to the wise men and a mega feast