Selling used panties on eBay
Sure is a way to make a living
But it might not be something
You should tell your dad about
Oh no!
But you know it was necessarily so

In life (in life)
We do (we do)
Things (things)
We don't wanna do
You must...trust...trust your instincts
Coz you know that it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do
Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too
So step right up and I'll show you

I can't help but wonder
What makes me tick
Or why I am the man I am
Send your answers in on a postcard marked
'Who gives a shit?'
Oh no!
Coz you know it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do
Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too
So step right up and I'll show you

I'd like to invite you to live this way
But there's only a few
Yes, there's only a few

I'll show ya how to eat
I'll show ya how to sleep
And I'll show you how to Spit like this!

I'll tell ya when to weep
I'll tell ya when to speak
And I'll show you how we get our kicks around here

I'll teach ya how to walk
I'll teach ya how to talk
And i'll teach you the facts of life

I'll show you what to wear
How to do your hair
And I'll show you how it's done around here

Coz you know it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do
Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too
So step right up and I'll show you