Am                                Am6
Prince Johnny, you're kind but you're not simple;
   Am                     Am6
by now, I think I know the difference.
          D    C          G       G
You wanna be a son of someone...

G G G G


  G                          Em
Remember the time we went and snorted
    G                                     Em
the piece of the Berlin Wall that you'd extorted.
    D     C       G           G
And we had such a laugh of it
   D     C      Bm           Bm
Prostrate on my carpet.


    Am                         Am6
You traced the Andes with your index, 
    Am                                       Am6
And brag of when and where and who you gonna bed next.
D        C           G    G
All with sons of someones...

D        C           Bm    Bm
All with sons of someones... saw you pray to


Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make you a real boy... saw you pray to
Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make you a real boy... saw you pray to


       Am                            Am6
Prince Johnny, you're kind but do be careful;
   Am                       Am6
by now, I know just when to stand clear.
     D       C            G        G
When all your friends and acolytes
D       C            G            G
holding court in bathroom stalls, where you pray to


Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make you a real boy... saw you pray to
Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make you a real boy...

    G                     Em                        
But honey don't mistake my affection 
     G                             Em
for another spittin' penny style redemption.

      D        C            G        G
Cause we're all sons of someones.
      D        C            G        G
Cause we're all sons of someones.

        D7       C           Bm       Bm
I wanna mean more than I mean to you.
        D7       C            Bm     Bm
I wanna mean more than I meant to... so I pray to 


Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make me a real girl... so I pray to 
Am                                        D
Allllllllllllllllll... to make me a real girl... so I pray to


Am
Alllllllllllllllllll...


Am
Alllllllllllllllllll...


Am
Alllllllllllllllllll...


Am              
Alllllllllllllllllll...

Am.