G           
When grandfather dies 
Bm           C
life will be strange
G
when grandfather dies 
Bm                  C
my whole world will change
G
when grandfather dies 
Bm                   C
i'll scream and i'll yell
N.C.
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell

D              G
So grandfather die 
Bm              C
dont keep me in suspense
D              G
Oh grandfather cough 
Bm           C
up that inheritence
D              G
oh grandfather dont 
Bm              C
hold on another day
D             G   
i love you to death 
N.C.
but i've got bills to pay

D                 G
A stroke would be nice
Bm               C
Disease would be cool
D                G        Bm              C
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
D                 G            Bm            C
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
C               D           G           
So let's say we unplug that machine

(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly 
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think 
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die 
before the fiscal year
Oh how I 
wish cavorky N were here

D                 G          Bm         C
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
D              G                Bm     C
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
D                G          Bm         C
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
D               G           Bm           C
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
D              G           Bm      C
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
D                G         Bm       C
Your so old your penis has vericose vein
G               Bm
Oh why dont you die
                C
Oh why must you fight
G              Bm          C           G  Bm   C
You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
D
Walk toward the light old man

D            G
Its all over now
Bm            C
My grandad is dead
D            G
A mysterious blow
Bm                  C
To his wrinkled old head
D        G          Bm        C 
Before I collect, a small oversight
C              G                 D
But everything should turn out alright
C                     D            G         
I'll start working on my grandma tonight