Lookin' at the TV screen I see the man that I should be
Flip flops on a sandy beach a cold beer livin' up the dream
I guess this is reality this product I must really need
When I get it I'll be happy all I need's security

Security
Security

Two cold beers a hot bitch and security
I guess I'll need a new suit, a new tie, and new shoes
Turnin in my resume and do a few interviews
Remember firm handshake, look them in the eyes
Back straight, say your GPA, and don't you dare lie

Well maybe I could lie, if it means getting the job I'll do anything... I'll try
Then I'll get turned down 30 times then get an internship
All aboard now it's money time, about to be the shit
All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
Handcuffs, handcuffs, doggy leash, and rope
Tie me up securely and tell me where I need to go
As I climb the corporate ladder security starts to grow
I can't wait until the day they call me C.E.O.

Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom
Just like pinocchio

Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
Just like a man with freedom
Just like pinocchio
Cubic cully co
Pinocchio
All I really need

Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
All I really need
Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security

Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
Mansion on the waterfront, steak and caviar
Everything I want but far from what I need
Security, security I'm about to be really
I'm about to be really

Shit, why don't I feel happy
Shit, why don't we feel happy
Shit, why don't I feel happy
Shit, why don't we feel happy (8x)

I guess it's cause we believe the only thing
That we need is this made up thing that we call security
Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security