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[Verse 1]
F                                 G
Meanwhile, back in Paris, I was embarrassed, babe,
F                             G
A westbound airline took her away, yeah,
F                           G
Was way past midnight, they caught the last flight, ohh,
F                                                G
And now we're strangers, and I really don't know what to say.


[Verse 2]
F                         G
I'm afraid now, I'm gonna throw I’m the bait now,
F                                         G
He may be the master, but he really gonna pay, yeahhhh!
          F                              G
Well, uh, took out my lady, they must be craaaaazy!!!
F                                                   G
I'd throw the line now but, ah, but he really gonna pay - yeah, yeah!


[Bridge]
   F                                     G
Forever, forever and ever and ever and a day, yeah,
   F                                     G
Forever, forever and ever and ever and a day, ooh-ooo.


[Instrumental]
Em  A
Em  A
Em  A  D


[Verse 3]
F                                          G
Well, I'm gonna find him, then I'm gonna remind him,
F                                       G
He may be the bloody master but not one of his fate...fate...fate!!!
   F                                   G
He lied to the agent, he lied, he lied when he got his paycheck, his salary, yeah,
F                                G
When I find him, he really gonna pay,
G
Uh, gonna give him, give him some of that.


[Chorus]
F                         G
Action, action, read all about it,
G
Yeah, yeah!
F                              G
Action, for slander, read all about it,
G
If you can read, look at this, ha!
F                         G
Action, action, read all about it,
G
I'm not gonna talk to your face, you got,
F                              G
Action, for slander, read all about it,
G
Oh, stick him in ground, six feet down,
F                         G
Action, action, read all about it,
G
Front page news, Bill,
F                                  G
Action, for slander, ha, read all about it,
G
Oh, that's something wild, huh?
F                         G
Action, action, read all about it,
G
No-oooohhhhh!!!
F       F*
Action, action, read all about it.