G#           D#    G#         D#
Out in the sticks, out in the stickiness,
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They're chasing round in stolen ice cream vans
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They're sparking up with someone, oh
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They're covering their jumpers in roses, oh

[Chorus]
          G#               D#
Where pigs don't fly, oh...

[Verse 2]
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Out over there, out in the sticky wire fire
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Your royal stickiness, your highness
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I've heard there's someone saying "I do"
C#                    G#        D#
And banging at an old piano tune

[Chorus]
          G#                D#
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
          G#                D#
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
          G#                D#
Where the pigs don't fly, I do
          G#                D#
Where the pigs don't fly, I do

D#   C# G# D# G#
I do...