What is this shady and dodgy room
And who is that man in a white costume
Look at him you get a sense he is vile
He looks back with a teethless smile
Realize you are chained to the chair
Shed a tear and think of a prayer
With all the dentist equipment beside
He tells you to open wide!

Spitting blood trying not to choke
As your jawbone broke
Your hear a question "are you having fun"?
Now scream in pain as he rips out your tongue!

Sitting in this chair wide awake
Waiting future to come toothache
Now it's time to scream and shout
Cause he will pull them all out
Now the operation has been done
You hope it's over and you wont need a re-run
The man in white says you're a foolish virgin
And calls out the plastic surgeon!

Spitting blood trying not to choke
As your jawbone broke
Your hear a question "are you having fun"?
Now scream in pain as he rips out your tongue!