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We're the leopards. We're the leopards


[Verse 1]
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We're the leopards. The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain
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We're the leopards. King Kong built a car inside his brain
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We're the leopards. You tell me who's the sexiest bud
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Why it's, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug


[Verse 2]
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We're the leopards. Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
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We're the leopards. Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
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We're the leopards. I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
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Except for, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug


[Verse 3]
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We're the leopards. Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
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We're the leopards. Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
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We're the leopards. I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough
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Just like, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug


[Verse 4]
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We're the leopards. I know that we know that he know it's wrong
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We're the leopards. To spend your life inside a song
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We're the leopards. Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too
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Just like, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug


[Verse 5]
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We're the leopards. Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
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We're the leopards. And like a fool he promised it all to me
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We're the leopards. But I'm young and built of steel
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Just like, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug
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Just like, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug
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Just like, Gardenia, and the Mighty Slug


[Outro]
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We're the leopards. We're the leopards. We're the leopards...