Am

[Verse 1]
Am
Got abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Dm
Got abandonitis deep down inside us
                 Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
         Em
You can whine and moan about being alone
      Dm                    Am
But abandonitis is here to stay

[Verse 2]
Am
You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild
Am
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
               Dm
You might get left as a child and run crazy and wild
                              Am
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
              Em
You'd better take it in stride because you just can't hide
       Dm                           Am
From abandonitis when it comes your way

[Bridge]
                                   G
Your baby sister's in jail, your brother's a punk
      F                      E
Your folks are both dead,  maybe just drunk
     Am                  G
You feel all alone, so sorry for yourself
      F                  E
You stand in line like everybody else, Abandonitis, uh!

[Instrumental]

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[Bridge]
             Am                 G
It's like a logical stage, you try to engage
 F                               E
There ain't no friends on your Facebook page
     Am                    G
You might get a divorce, remarry of course
          F               E
It's the same old trap, scream yourself hoarse, Abandonitis!

[Verse 3]
Am
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
Am
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
      Dm
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
                             Am
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
     Em
You can't operate on your own fate
  Dm                           Am
Abandonitis don't cut it that way

[Verse 4]
Am
It's just abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Dm
Ol' abandonitis deep down inside us
                 Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
         Em
You can whine and moan about being alone
       Dm                Am
But abandonitis dont go away

[Outro]
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                                  ( Abond...

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...itis )                         ( Abond...

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...itis).                                ...Fade out