G
Met her at the Mercado, she was buying avocados.
                          D
Man, she really turned me on.
D
She reached for my pepper, I grabbed her tomatoes.
                           G
I knew it wouldn't be very long.

Verse 2
G
She headed for the mesa, I grabbed my cerveza.
                        D
I got the onions and le-mons.
D
And the way she looked at me, man I could clearly see.
                    G
It wouldn't be very long.

Chorus
     C                             G
Guacamole! (echo Guacamole!), Guacamole (echo Guacamole!).
        D                          G
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
     C                             G
Guacamole! (echo Guacamole!), Guacamole (echo Guacamole!).
        D                          G
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.

Verse 3 
G
She headed for the line, I fell in right behind.
                             D
Man, she sure looked good to me. 
D
She reached for her money I said "wait a minute honey.
                          G
I believe, this one is on me."
G
We got in my pickup, we started to back up.
                      D
We headed on down the road.
D
We went to mi casa, made tortillas de masa.
                             G
and made guacamole all night long.

Chorus
     C                             G
Guacamole! (echo Guacamole!), Guacamole (echo Guacamole!).
        D                          G
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
     C                             G
Guacamole! (echo Guacamole!), Guacamole (echo Guacamole!).
        D                          G
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.