Welcome to date rape you
A time-honored institution publicly funded by tuition and contributions from you, the listener
(It's date rape you)

Whether willing or unwilling we are all participants
Some ambitious and some more ambiguous
With banal indifference
(To date rape you)

Institutionalized, indoctrinated racism and misogyny
But you've got to pay to play, it's not for free
In fact it's how we run our whole economy

It's the story of a nation and the glory of civilization
You'll get all the details in orientation
Yes there are antics on our campus
But let's not get caught up in sеmantics
(It's date rape you)
Wink!

Future prеsidents and doctors are going to date rape you
(Date rape you, yeah!)
Celebrities and rock stars are going to date rape you
(Date rape you, yeah!)
Police and politicians are going to date rape you
(Date rape you, yeah!)
All races and religions are going to date rape you
(Date rape you, yeah!)
Yes with the proper allocation of labour, race, gender, birthright and financial entitlement
We have carved out the foundation
Where soon, everyone successful will be going to date rape you