Im having a conversation with some friends I know
Somebody I agree with no matter where I go
Somebody I never have to wait for or try to read their minds
Somebody I never have to say, are you having a good time?
Heres to the perfect evening with me, myself and i

Well go pick out a movie and well all choose the same one
Well share the same opinions after the features done
Then well discuss our future plans and well all just ride the fence
And well all agree that were the only ones left here with any common sense
Heres to stayin inside with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this me or you or me or you
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

So I asked myself, what do you think? and he said, dont ask me
Hell just take both sides of any point eventually
Then well have to sit here and try to compromise
Till were all too God damned tired for anyone to decide
Heres to getting no where with me, myself and i

I get so tired of all this me or you or me or you
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself and i

Hey big mama, aint you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey big daddy, who you talkin to on the bedroom telephone?
Hey little mama, I could use some help tryin to tear off this disguise
And I aint that hard to find with me, myself and i