You know me, and you know I'm no good at keeping a secret
Oh, oh, oh
Indy sleaze
A little mess is something that I can live with
Oh, oh, oh

Blew this up, what a demolition
Left me here with the ammunition
Oh, you didn't think I'd go there
And if you didn't want me airing all your dirty laundry
Then you should have thought about that before you went and

Showed up drunk, kissed my friend
Passed out on the floor again
Oh, what the fuck did you expect?
You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you
Quit your job when rent was due
Said I love you with an I O U
I'm sorry, but you made this mess
It's your dirty laundry
So you'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
You'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it

It's not my job
Holding on to all of your indiscretions
No, oh, oh
Girls will talk
It's a constant water cooler confession
Oh, oh, oh

Washers broke, you need to fix it
It's not a matter of opinion
No, you didn't think I'd go there
And if you didn't want me airing all your dirty laundry
Then you should have thought about that before you went and

Showed up drunk, kissed my friend
Passed out on the floor again
Oh, what the fuck did you expect?
You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you
Quit your job when rent was due
Said I love you with an I O U
I'm sorry, but you made this mess
It's your dirty laundry
So you'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
You'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
You'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it

Oh, you showed up drunk, kissed my friend
Passed out on the floor again
What the fuck did you expect?
You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you
Quit your job when rent was due
Said I love you with an I O U
I'm sorry, but you made this mess
It's your dirty laundry
You'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
You'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
You'll have to wear it, you'll have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it
Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it